July 23, 2012

Why do Men Need to Listen to Women

It took me ages to came up with a valid reason and evidence to proof to all the men out there that you guys need to listen to women.. I always had an argument with abah, or even Che Mat...Here's are afew situation that happen for the past few months.

Situation 1. - Air Condition


Me      : Abah i think the gas for my air cond da running low la.. How?
Abah   :  No la.. You need to clean the air cond filter. Kalau da banyak sangat habuk dlm filter tu 
               memang la x sejuk...Pegi basuh la filter tu degil.


( disebabkan tak nak jadi anak derhaka, aku pun pegi la basuh filter air cond.. around 30mins later after the filter is completely dry, i made a second attemp just to make sure that my air cond is still working as what he mentioned earlier.but it did not!)

Me       :  teeefffff!!! is not working jugak la... i told u its the gas.. 
Abah  :  I try call uncle chok kejap...


* afew minutes later after he talk to uncle chok..*


Abah  :  Abah da suruh uncle Chok datang.
Me     :  what did he say about the air cond.
Abah  : Gas habis...
Me     : See!! i told u dari td.. degil... orang cakap sampai berbuih mulut xnak dengar..boleh????


Situation 2. -  Traffic

Mak  :  You ikot jalan ni nape? malam nanti baru sampai Kulai... Kan sume org balik kampung nak    
             sambut puase...
Abah  : Tak jam punye... percaye la cakap i... i yang bawak kereta kan...
Mak   :  Ok...


* x sampai 2 minute lepas abah cakap camtu, jammed!!!! We end up stuck in the traffic for almost 2 hours*

Me       :  Even though im not married yet and insyallah soon to be, here's some advice that i always 
               gave to Dani.
Abah  :   Humor me!..
Me     : LEARN TO LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE!!!!  Now im gonna miss Karot Komedia thanks to you.


Situation 3. -  Streamxy
* conversation took place at TM Point E-Pay Machine*


Me            :   You kene masukkan No. Account Streamyx.
Che Mat  :    I da masukkan tapi x boleh..
Me           :   Tak kan la x boleh bee? Try la lagi...
Che Mat  : Tak boleh jugak la ....
Me           : Bak sini i try pulak...


* He tried 3 times but cannot.. I tried my first attemp, CAN!!! *


Che Mat  :  Cam ne u buat?
Me          :  La.. masukkan la No. Account Streamyx you.
Che Mat  : I try tadi x dapat pun.
Me         :  Sebab tadi you masukkan No. Account TM you. Bukan nye No. Account Streamyx.
Che Mat : kat mane you tengok No. account Streamyx?
Me         :  Cube u tengok betol2 bil statement you bee...


* Tetibe Che Mat gelak*


Me            :   I told you. U perlukan i dalam idop you.
Che Mat  :  Betol... setuju!


Situation 4. - Ordering Food


Che Mat   :   Ape nak makan erh? sume sedap...
Me            :   As usual u confirm orderkan tuk i kan?
Che Mat   :   okay.....I cam nak makan 5 benda.. camne...
Me           :  Banyak nye bee.. bley abes ke?..Order 3 dulu... nanti kalo lapa lagi kite order lagi ok?
Che Mat  :  okay lah...


* when the food arrives and half way through, we surrendered*


Me            :   nasib kite order 3 jew... kalo order 5 tadi, x mampuih nak mengabiskan..
Che Mat  :   nasib baik...


Situation 5. - Sleeping Arrangement.


Me             : Tdo kol bape malam tadi?
Che Mat   :   kol 3.30.. i buat keje yang....
Me            : Nanti time u bawak train u pening jangan complain kat i erh?


* bile time die kerja petang tu*


Che Mat  : Yang.. i poning pale..
Me           :  Kan i da cakap jangan complain kat i.
Che Mat  : habis i nak ngadu ngan sape lagi?
Me          : I da cakap jangan tdo lambat.. u degil.. You mane pena nk dengar ckp i kan?
Che Mat : yela.. sorry....nk yok!!!
Me          : X PAYAH!!!


This is afew situation where man should listen to women...Woman knew more things regarding most things in life....







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