Antara conversation anak beranak yang boleh memberi tekanan sepanjang hayat dikala mengingatinya.
Fighting Over Tv
Abah : Its my turn to watch the Tv.
Me : Whos paying the Astro and Electric bill?
Abah : Who pays for the flat screen?
Me : Yelllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
Fighting Over Seat Infront of The Tv
Abah : Thats my seat...Bangun!!!
Me : I dont ur name written on the sofa.
Abah : But my name is stated at the receipt when i purchased the sofa.Now move!
Me : Yelaaaaahhh!!!
Fighting on who gets to Hug Mak First
Abah : Let me hug my wife first..
Me : Beralah la untuk anak...
Abah : I'm not even sure whether ur my real child or not. For all you know, tertukar kat
hospital 26 years ago.
Me : pppffffffffffffffftttt.....
Fighting Over Ice Cream
Dikala abah tengah makan ice cream.
Me : abah, nanti tingalkan tuk ayong tau.
Abah : Okaaay......*muke tempe*
tak sampai 2 minutes....
Me : Abah!!!!!!!!!!!!! kan ayong suruh tingalkan sket ice cream.. why u finished
them all?
Abah : Tak cakap pun.. mane abah tau..
Me : La... tadi kan ayong da suruh.
Abah : u said just now "tingalkan tuk ayong". so i didnt know u meant tingalkan sket
ice cream.so i habiskan lah... hehehe :)
Me : @$#$#$^%$%^@@#VBU#T#@%$^&%!^............
Playing with Abahs' ears.
While im flicking his ears...
Abah : Dont touch my ears!!!
Me : Okay.... * i mess his hair *
Abah : Dont play with my hair la.. penat setting tadi!
Me : Ade aku kesah? *sambil tangan kat dada, mate ke atas*
Abah : Nasib ade sorang je anak sewel camni. kalo ramai, mau mati cepat aku!.
Me : Now u know how i feel! muahahaha
Borrowing money
Me : Abah..
Abah : waaat??
Me : Hehehehehehe.....nak duit.. ade sales.. nak beli handbag..
Abah : nak Buat ape?
Me : hehehehehe....
Abah : Ko nk bukak muzeum handbag ke?
Me : ala.. bley r!!!!!!
Abah : brape ribu?
Me : ala 500 jew.
Abah : Nah! here's 10..
Me : Mane cukup!!!!
Abah : Well thats not my problem...
Me : aarrgggggghhhhh!!!!
How i called my mom every morning
Me : Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
Abah : Dah bangun da anak kambing u tot!! pegi la kasi rumput kat die.. kang bising
anak kambing tu karang...
Me : Maaakkkkkkk!!! abah dengki!!!!
Shutting the Lights Off Whenever I took My shower
Me : Maaaakk!! abah tutup lampu bilik air!!!
Abah : Jimat Letrik la...aku yang bayar bill tau x?
Me : Im the one who pay the damn bill la weyh!!! adooooooiii....
Arguing about Starbucks
Me : Theres a difference between Coffee kat mamak n coffee kat starbucks
Abah : of there's difference..starbucks mahal. mamak murah.
Me : Why u have to be so damn kedekot?
Abah : becaouse i have 2 gold digger to take care off.. and one on the way...
Me : hampeh tebu nye abah....
Even abah aku ni tue (tp die claim die mude and kembar pada jalaluddin hassan, tapi kekadang tu mereng jugak)... That why bile abah tak ade pegi outstation only for one day, aku akan demam. Kompom!
No comments:
Post a Comment