Awkward Conversation.

Before im off to bed , i will make a point to sneak in to my moms room and talked about anything. We share stories, jokes(believe me my mom knows how to crack jokes nowadays) and other stuff. So berborak sampai tak sedar dah pukul 11 nor sometimes 12am. Tak lama lepas tu, my dad pulak join. Maka tige beranak baring atas katil.

So today as i was about to enter my moms room, i noticed my dad hilang.Assuming he was out lepak dengan member die for Teh Tarik, i said to myself finally i have my own privacy talking and gossing with mak.Tapi alangkah jauh menyimpang tangapan aku, abah da terbongkang atas katil.Potong line betul la dia nih. I find a nice spot between my mom and my dad.Borak punya borak sampai ke topik panas! 

Mak : Kalau mak mati dulu, nanti carikkan calon bini untuk abah. Kesian abah 

        nanti duduk sorang- sorang tak ade sape nak jage abah.

Abah : Tak ade topik lain ke nak bincang?

Mak  : Betul la.

Me   : Selagi im alive,even dah de laki and anak keliling pinggang, I wont 

         allow him kawen lain.

Mak  : Yang kau dengki sangat dengan abah kawen lain apsal?

Me   : Masalahnya sekarang ni abah laku lagi ke? hahahaha

Mak  : jangan ingat abah kau hitam macam orang asli tak de pompuan nak.

         Janji berduit, berduyun yang datang.

*Abah senyum penuh makne*

Abah : Agak - agak dapat tak nikah dengan Rozita Che Wan?

Me    : pfffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!

Mak  and I were clueless couldn't come up with anything to response abahs' question.I have to admitted Rozita Che Wan is gorgeous for her age but common, be realistic la abah oiiii...